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Friday, June 02, 2006

cat fight

scene: I'm on the way into my building entrance. carrying a huge pile of empty boxes cos i'm moving. I bump into my neighbor, she lives directly below me. we moved in at the same time, even hung out at first. then suddenly she just stopped calling. she used to date one of the guys in the group and that probably made her feel uncomfortable. i start a conversation.

- hi X
- hiiiii ma 3riftik!
- immm (maybe cos you havent called in 4 years?)..keefik?
- nis7aneh inteh!
- imm yimken (really??? thanks for telling me i had no idea)
- la2 3an jadd nis7aneh (i want to rub it in some more)
- eh bass its weird you say so cos my weight hasnt changed in the last 4 years (4 years..hint hint? and even if it did over my dead body i'm not telling you)
- yeah bass there's something different (akeed nes7aneeeeeehhhhh)
- eh maybe cos I'm tired..I'm finishing up packing moving (tab khalas masheena get over it, ba3dein iza ana nes7aneh inti shou?!)
- khay that's the best thing you would do (you're too noisy thank god i'll get rid of you)
- yeah i know (i swear there was nothing going on between me and your ex, we were just friends, and he told me that you think i'm noisy which is SO NOT TRUE)
- i'm thinking of going back to lebanon (i know you had a fling with XY so stop pretending)
- oh yeah? that's a big decision (you hear the clock ticking dont you)..dont you like it here?
- yeah but if i'm gonna go back it has to be now..it's now or never (i need to get married have kids shou baddik yeneh 3annis?)
- good luck then (eh yalla nontor l3arees, thanks for helping with those boxes!)
- see you (not)
- see you (not)

Comments on "cat fight"


Blogger Eve said ... (12:26 PM) : 

the best part is you get to knock on her door, just before you leave, and tell her what you really think of her :)


Blogger Delirious said ... (12:37 PM) : 

Typical Lebanese b....


Blogger Zanzounito said ... (10:14 PM) : 

That's one good thing about living in Tx., not as much cheesey "hellos," but they still exist


Blogger hashem said ... (2:20 PM) : 

wow....allah ynajjina min 7awwa when she fights!


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:20 PM) : 

female can make catty remarks to other female and have some catfights too


Blogger Kodder said ... (4:47 PM) : 

hahahaha this is funny.

let me show you the guys version.

-Hi (hi)
-Hi (hi)
-Keefak? (Keefak?)
-Mnei7 inta keef? (Mnei7 inta keef?)
-Ana mnei7 (ana Mnei7)
-lets go have a drink (lets go have a drink, check girls out, will drive in my new car).
-Ok (I know a pub full of single women)


Anonymous T said ... (12:35 AM) : 

Oh My Sweet Lord this truly funny the best part is it's surreal


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