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Friday, May 12, 2006

Who Said I Have To Wait To Be 64?

خلص يا بنات... أنا تعبت من الشغل. قررت بدّي اتقاعد ولاقيلي شي ابن حلال اتجوّزو واقعد بالبيت كلّ النهار أعمل ولاد ومجدّرة. شو رأيكن؟؟


Cest décidé, je prends ma retraite! Y en a marre du boulot! Je vais de ce pas me trouver un zentil mari qui me fera de zentils zenfants et je resterai à la maison toute la journée à cuiziner et à m'occuper d'eux!

I've taken a major decision: I'll retire from my tiring work, find myself a sweet hubby dear and make babies and mjaddra all day long at home. Whaddy'all think?

Comments on "Who Said I Have To Wait To Be 64?"

 

Blogger Eve said ... (3:07 AM) : 

والله أحسن شي! بس أنا رأيي نتجوّز واحد عحافة قبره، وبدل الولاد، نفتل هالبلاد.

 

Blogger Jamal said ... (3:19 AM) : 

www.sugardaddie.com

 

Blogger BOB said ... (3:39 AM) : 

Ok1 I would also like that! Where do i signe up!

 

Blogger Rampurple said ... (3:42 AM) : 

ya... i wish i could resign at the age of 30! I would have saved up around 5million$ ... i dont need more... i am not too greedy... and i would live on my savings... problem is that i should find a job in which i can save 5 million$

 

Blogger nour said ... (3:59 AM) : 

i don't wanna retire..
i just want find a job consisting of something i LOVE to do [i.e. hobby]...where i can make enough money for a decent living...
i know... i am asking too much from life!!!
and regarding you miss Eve, if u find someone to marry you [as a cleaning/feeding/breeding wife], i am sure you'll throw him of the window in a week, since you cannot stand such a man yourself..

 

Blogger BeeJ said ... (4:17 AM) : 

Nour for president

 

Anonymous Divina said ... (4:47 AM) : 

Excellente décizion! Au moins un but dans la vie! Mais il ne faut surtout pas oublier que les zenfants ne sont pas touzours zentils et la mjaddra n'est pas touzours bonne et il ne sera pas touzours sympa de cuisiner toute la zournée!!!!!

 

Blogger linalone said ... (5:09 AM) : 

ضحكتوني من كل قلبي. والله بيطلع منك يا ست ديل. بما أنو أنا عاطلة عن العمل، شو رأيكم أنو أشتغل خطابة و دبرلكم عرسان، بلوغرز ا\ا بدكم و منعمل عرس جماعي؟؟؟؟

 

Blogger Eve said ... (5:23 AM) : 

Nour, lol! a week? make that three days maximum :p

btw divina, del mentioned making babies all day long, mish raising them. hmmm... interesting ;)

 

Blogger linalone said ... (5:29 AM) : 

يا ما تحت السواهي دواهي.... يا عيني.. عجبتك الفكرة كتير

 

Blogger callipyge said ... (11:30 AM) : 

If you're going to cook all day, let it be known that I love bazella and fassoulia.
I can give you my shipping address.

Euh, mais si tu en as marre du boulot, ça ne va pas être + reposant de faire la popotte et de t'occuper de petits monstres hurlants hein!

 

Blogger the perpetual refugee said ... (10:41 AM) : 

I thik you'll find the process of making babies more fun than actually having them.

 

Blogger Assaad said ... (7:02 AM) : 

walla it is not bad as an idea Del, bass making childrens all the day w mjadra kamein :) ?
i would sign for a retirment from now ;)

 

Blogger nadim said ... (11:54 PM) : 

Either marry rich or win the lottery jackpot; that should be your ultimate goal. I've been trying hard for the past fifteen years but failed miserably.

The alternative is a life of servitude. With the way things are going (companies slashing their pension plans; social security heading for insolvancy, etc...), I may never be able to afford retirement.

 

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