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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Don't You Just Love Those Forwards?

Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

Comments on "Don't You Just Love Those Forwards?"

 

Blogger Delirious said ... (12:47 AM) : 

When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

All the other reasons don't really matter... only this one does. Because it's actually so very true! Adam was God's draft for Eve! ;)

 

Blogger Jamal said ... (4:12 AM) : 

Very nice,.. now What's for dinner? yalla la shuf.

 

Blogger linalone said ... (4:14 AM) : 

Edame enta ya jamal. A7la reason hiye ekhir wa7de....

 

Blogger BOB said ... (4:16 AM) : 

Sure he did...
But you are all mistaken, eve was not the first woman...
there was another before her, an independent and not submissive woman. However Adam complained and god gave him eve instead.
Her name was lilith...

 

Blogger linalone said ... (4:22 AM) : 

I admire Lilith. Bas bi kel el 7alet, eve aw lilith, the quote still the same.

 

Blogger Eve said ... (5:00 AM) : 

and even in eve's case, adam couldn't help blaming her on leaving their so-called garden. ma 3a 2ases 2eed wehdeh ma bit za22ef :p

 

Blogger The Sixth Sense said ... (5:48 AM) : 

Salut les libanaises,
I wonder what u would be doing if u spent 1 day without men!
Nice post Eve, actually i think that God offered Eve to Adam as a compensation, since life on earth is too hard. But I dunno if He did the right thing ;) do u?

 

Blogger laila said ... (10:57 AM) : 

hahaha ur so vain :)
men..cant live with them cant live without them

 

Blogger nour said ... (9:39 AM) : 

i admit all the difficult tasks [that do not require physical strength] were appointed to eve... pregnancy, pain endurance etc...
being a mother is the hardest task i believe..

but i'll just entertain the idea, for a moment..

how would women look like if they were on an island without a single man???

at the end as the french say: "ce que femme veut, dieu le veut"...

as long as i can be convinced, be my guest!

 

Blogger Kodder said ... (11:18 AM) : 

hehehe.
like it or not :P... those are true :P.

 

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