The Top 10 Lies Happy Husbands Tell

"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine." Why he tells it: Hassle avoidance "I can fix it." Why he tells it: Ego protection "I was not looking at her boobs." Why he tells it: To achieve a delicate balance between marital harmony and 4 million years of biological conditioning "Nothing's wrong." Why he tells it: To lick his wounds in private "I tried to call you." Why he tells it: Self-defense "I don't want to have sex unless you want to." Why he tells it: To avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey "I'm the best, baby." Why he tells it: To make you glad you married him "My old girlfriend? She was just okay." Why he tells it: Self-preservation "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Why he tells it: Desperate self-preservation "I'll never lie to you." Why he tells it: To live happily ever after