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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Top 10 Lies Happy Husbands Tell

"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
Why he tells it: Hassle avoidance

"I can fix it."
Why he tells it: Ego protection

"I was not looking at her boobs."
Why he tells it: To achieve a delicate balance between marital harmony and 4 million years of biological conditioning

"Nothing's wrong."
Why he tells it: To lick his wounds in private

"I tried to call you."
Why he tells it: Self-defense

"I don't want to have sex unless you want to."
Why he tells it: To avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey

"I'm the best, baby."
Why he tells it: To make you glad you married him

"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
Why he tells it: Self-preservation

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Why he tells it: Desperate self-preservation

"I'll never lie to you."
Why he tells it: To live happily ever after

Comments on "The Top 10 Lies Happy Husbands Tell"

 

Blogger Assaad said ... (7:53 AM) : 

"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
NO NO NO, man can say weither it looks good on her or not unless women eat men when they don't approve their choices :P

"I can fix it."
Why he tells it: Ego protection
Your answer show that women want that men be able to do everything ;)

"I was not looking at her boobs."
Why not? is the man supposed not to look at anything else ? confidence!!!

"Nothing's wrong."
Most of the women consider things in a hilarious way, why this headache ?

"I tried to call you."
Calling cost too much especially in Lebanon :P

"I don't want to have sex unless you want to."
Is the man supposed to take the first step to ask for that ? mutual acceptance, no ?

"I'm the best, baby."
Why he tells it: To make you glad you married him

HEHE, No he means the best for you baby :P (doesn't deserve better :PPP)

"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
I really had this kind of discussion with my gf.... when i said my ex was super, my gf answered you still love her w dallit mkachra esbou3 :@

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Ma daroure ykhabera kel chi (ma3 min sar)

"I'll never lie to you."
If you don't lie to me ;)
Cheers

 

Blogger Eve said ... (11:34 AM) : 

and yet another self-defense from Assaad! ;-)
khalas ya zalameh, el tebrir ma byinfa3 :p

 

Blogger Assaad said ... (2:07 PM) : 

another attack done by a woman ;)
haram l rjeil chou 3am yet3azabo :D

 

Blogger Delirious said ... (5:56 AM) : 

Assaad, 2abel ma titfalsaf, click on the title link and read the whole article first :P

 

Blogger Assaad said ... (6:40 AM) : 

Del ma32oule betsad2e 7ake tali3 men temm mounajimin ? :P

 

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